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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Doth The Car Maketh The Unker...

Or Doth The Unker Maketh The Car?

So my Mother-in-Law tells me and wifey over dinner today that her brother has just bought himself a 'sporty car'. And after some probing by moi, we discovered it was a Nissan 350Z!!!

Shit! I had to dig 2 grains of chicken rice out from my nostrils after gagging on some cucumber. That 60-yr-old balding pot-bellied cheenatoot has more horsepower at his disposal than me! How am I going to park my average-Joe Renault next to his Fairlady this Chinese New Year? So Malu! :(

Well it got me thinking.

What does your car say about you? Does it say anything at all? About your taste, your lifestyle, your character. Can a Lambo-Gallardo suddenly make a famous Char Kway Teow hawker hip and happenin'? So what if you have the money to get a Prancing Horse or a 3-pointed Star, can you carry it off? Those pale fat couch-potatoes who drive Landy Disco 3s, are they credible as serious off-roaders comfortable in the rainforests of Endau Rompin?

Or izzit who you really are that makes the difference? Can your charasmatic and stylish personality actually make a Kelisa look hip? Would your quirky humor match the wackiness of a Banana-yellow, Gerbera-infested Beetle?

Should cars be an extension of one's personality? I guess so. But what car suits which person? And who's to judge? Tough one huh... Everybody wants to believe that he/she looks chic in a 911 Carrera. But the truth is, money can't buy style and good taste :))

Well I shall leave you all with this 'age-old' conundrum then. In the meantime, I am wet with desire over these babies...

I think I can pull them off...I assume I can! :))


Aston Martin Vantage V8

BMW Z4 Coupe (Concept)

Jaguar XKR

Porsche Cayman

SLK

Alfa Romeo Brera

Maserati Gransport

Nissan Skyline GTR

Saab 9-3 Aero Cabrio




19 Comments:

Blogger unkster said...

when you drive an espace... confirmed unker liao...
LOL...

but i would look good in an alfa romeo spyder...

2:32 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

yes get the spyder..so chic wif the curlies flapping in the wind :))

2:53 AM  
Blogger princesslonglegs said...

jus dun let police know u got ur kids in the boot :))

11:55 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

shucks! i forgot to put an Estima in my drool list! :))

12:27 PM  
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12:32 PM  
Blogger princesslonglegs said...

u dun put it in ur puke list i very happy liao la! if i had my way, the estima would b tranded-in for the Civic Si :)) dun ask me why, i'm an ah-lian at heart

1:09 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

i prefer to see u in a Accord EuroR, white one...turns me on somenhow :))

5:06 PM  
Blogger princesslonglegs said...

that's one of the cars on my list, told u before rite? btw i love the jag xkr looks, but stil m onli familiar with the skyline... i reali shd start familiarising myself with conti cars...

7:19 PM  
Blogger kona said...

we share very similar tastes 'cept for the seriously ah peh xkr...that one drives like a wallowing whale...only good for a straight line with the 370 ponies at your disposal...

i can see you in a saab 9-3 cabrio...

for me, only the porsche cayman S will do *drooling copiously*

8:36 PM  
Blogger unkster said...

ooh.. dat reminds me.. i want a cayenne...

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hang on a minute.. whats dat japanese slut doing among our refined continental babes?

12:10 AM  
Blogger ePing Chen said...

young unker still says... nissan...

sunny. haha... ok, the new skyline looks great!

12:30 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

kona, wallowing whale or not chio curves leh..SG also like :))

Saab Cabrio? ok now for sugar mummy! :))

12:34 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

receive u strength 5, strength 5..:))

1:36 AM  
Blogger kona said...

yep....oso by the size of his equipment and how he wields his sword...hahahahahahahaha...

muff, i see a yerro sabrio 9-3 cabrio (griffin specification) in your future... ;)

7:24 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

koko, really ah. ok i've included a pic for gd measure :)) not sure if this is the 3.0T Griffin 'tho ;)

6:48 PM  
Blogger kona said...

good enuff, bro...good enuff...very chi-chi indeed ;)

8:45 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

how much u reckon? juz ask for fun lah :))as if!

9:50 PM  
Blogger kona said...

dunno leh.....i never keep track of the prices....call trans eurokars and ask lah, you lazy bugger :P

6:29 AM  

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