Five New Skills I Learned After Becoming Daddy

1. I can pee while holding an 8kg baby in one hand
2. I can sleep on the sofa with one baby and one toddler asleep on me, and maintain a death grip on the baby at all times so she doesn't fall off and die
   
3. I can eat a full chinese 9 course dinner using only one hand, while holding an 8 kg baby in the other hand
4. I can cook an entire meal with one hand
5. I can feed a baby, eat my lunch, read a book AND entertain a toddler simultenously

Photographic evidence (sort of) of #2




i cannot provide photographic evidence of #1 because "i shy"; and #3 and 4 because if i try to take photo, i will have to let go of the baby.... who will then fall and die. And for #5, with all the junk i have to carry around to do this, there is no room for the camera....