1. My Mother-in-law
2. S'poreans who love to travel to Johor Bahru
3. Tsunamis, Earthquakes and Falling Skies
4. Unwanted attention from fugly women and anonymous Christmas cards
5. Income tax, road tax, property tax, goods & services tax...
6. Rainy days
7. Plummeting COE prices and therefore more cars on the road
8. My doggies going to the vet
9. Sticky and humid nights
10. Fried Foods and too much Carbo
11. Taxi Drivers, period
12. Cheesy local productions on TV
13. Funerals
14. Squabbling with the Mrs
15. Eating after 9pm
16. Handing out Ang Pow
17. Hypocrites
18. Madonna in lycra
19. Any mention of the NKF saga and peanuts
20. Marlboro Menthol Lights