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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Watch! Before You Watch

You know God created physical attraction for a reason. A sexual reason.

So that the human race has a sure-fire way of propagating itself through the generations. An automatic conveyor belt of orgasmic lust as it were =))

OK before I get lynched for being sacrilegous, Just Kidding!

But we can't deny that oogling the opposite sex has been going on since...erm...when Adam and Eve partook of the Forbidden Fruit. Can you imagine how Evey dear would have looked to Mr A in that micro-mini of strategically placed leaves? =)) Hmm.

Chuckles.

My point is, its in our genes to look, stare, watch, ogle, gaze, wadever, at another gorgeous homo-sapien from the opposite sex. The guys do it, and so do the girls. But its when you get married or when you're out with your Significant Other and still want to look, stare, ogle and gaze, do things get a trifle tricky =))

How do you respond to this innate call of nature to watch the girls go by and yet remain discreet and seemingly attentive to the woman by your side? =)) 'Fess Up you guys. Who has never been caught in mid-sentence, having a conversation with your Darling-in-command, when your gaze momentarily trails that hot chick down the aisle. Or when you do a subtle 180-degree swivel of the head, turning to follow that damsel walking past you down the corridor?

Did you nearly lose the cartilage of your ear-lobes from severe 5-fingered pinching? Or karate-chopped on the head when you got into the car after that moment of indiscretion? An ice-pack for your sore groin after getting kneed perhaps? =))

Its all about Ogling with Finesse. Seeing without Looking. Staring but not Glaringly Blaring it for all and sundry. Yes I know, easier said than done. Considering I have been caught out on many occasions =))

And remember, even when she asks, 'Hey is that girl hot or what'. Always say 'Huh?'

Its a bloody trap! =))

10 Comments:

Blogger unkster said...

whats your favourite explanation?

i've had my fair share of 'but i can't help it if she walked into the path of my stare, right?'

8:04 AM  
Blogger kona said...

"just admiring, that's all...no biggie...OUCCCHHHH!!!"

LOL

=))

8:34 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

"walked into the path of my stare", excellent curly, excellent =)) I suppose u were staring into empty space prior lah =))

11:55 AM  
Blogger kona said...

gei si one lah... =))

x-ray stare would be good...hahaha...

3:30 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

X-rays wld remove all sense of mystery *lol*

1:29 AM  
Blogger kona said...

dun think wilhelm rontgen would agree =))

9:12 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

wilhelm who? =))

10:34 AM  
Blogger kona said...

prease google

6:22 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

who? =))

1:30 PM  
Blogger kona said...

go and google lah, u lazy hairy bugger

5:45 PM  

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