Dear Chio Chimp,
Even when I...
...have never sent flowers to your office...
...finish all the food faster than you during past V-Day dinners...
...blow cigarette smoke at your face (not purposely one) and make u koff...
...spend more time on the internet sometimes than talking to you...
...appear that I love Nicole more than I do Ginger...
...got tipsy and called your friend a Telly-Tubby during a wedding dinner...
I know you still love me dearly. And I love you too...Happy V-Day sweetie.
Love,
Pops, The SilverBack Golila.
