You know its less than a month to the big Yuletide day when the DJs play all the Christmasy stuff on radio. Not that I'm complaining cos the carols do set you in the mood to part with all that
moolah on presents, decorations and turkey. Tis' the season to be jolly rite? Ho Ho Ho!
Just the other day, I laughed myself silly when this twisted version of Winter Wonderland was playing on radio. You really have to listen to it to appreciate the kinkiness of it all. Well here are the lyrics...try singing them out loud, alone...
Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear - Bob Rivers
Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
ahahaha! :))
So what's your favorite Christmas Carol? I don't have one but when it comes to these things, give me the old-skool unkers anyday. Fellas like Bing Crosby, ole' blue eyes Frank Sinatra and gruff-daddy Louis Armstrong. But I must admit that I have a soft-spot for Wham and Georgie boy's cheesy-but-oh-so-teasy Last Christmas :))