Wouldn't it be nice to have a stupid cupid in your pocket?
So the little fella's arrows can be shot on demand, towards the cardiac cavity of anyone your heart so desires. You would have a field day getting him to take aim! =))
Or better still, that Venus, the Goddess of Love really exists to answer our prayers for romantic fulfilment. And then maybe, just maybe, all it takes would be a quick sincere plea for help to the grand ole' Lady of Love and Voila!, the people who hate us or once loved us would suddenly...erm...not hate us and love us once more =P
Heard of the poison called Love Potion number 9? Apparently its made by this gypsy called Madame Rue who has a gold-capped tooth and a pad down at thirty-fourth and vine =)) But if this old '60s song about the strange concoction is anything to go by, the brew is not a reliable option to the Cherub and Goddess =))
So lets get back to reality shall we. There are no Cupids-on-demand, no Venuses for pagan worship and certainly no (last I checked with the USFDA) potions 7, 8 or 9 =))
You want that boyfren or girlfren? You want to mend that broken relationship? You want to find true love for once in your life?
Thick-skin, Honesty, Good Timing and lotsa Luck.
Cest la vie =))