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Saturday, October 22, 2005

5 Reasons Why Transporter2 is an Unker Movie

1. The short-cropped, steely and silent Jason Statham epitomises the new-age unker, all suave and macho...probably a Special Ops killer in bed as well :))


2. Jason wears a Panerai Luminor Chrono. All the discerning unkers want to own at least one. Yummy!



3. All Unkers have fantasies. And if its the Mascara-ed, Dominatrix-ed Kate Nauta in pink Victoria Secrets...oooolala!



4. Lets face it, unkers like to Hao Lian! What can be better than driving up to Sonnyboy's school front porch in an Audi A8 W12? MILF-killer dis one :))



5.The N8910i appears abt...say...20times in the movie...which self-respecting unker dowan one in his pocket u tell me?

7 Comments:

Blogger kona said...

panerai a bit too hip nowadays.....for unkster, we need to go for the audemar piguet royak oak offshore chronograph....that one lagi laozhup :P

9:19 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

too hip? panerai? but we're hip wor ;)) pity it doesn't fall insiede most unker's income bracket :))

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the panerai too mainstream liao.....every hairy tom's dick has it...boring...

now the AP *evil* the main problem....lagi more ex....cheapest model starts around 14k+

*GULP*
k ;)

6:55 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

every tom dick and harry has it except dis one! Panerai mainstream? huh! i not printing money hor...:))

Tag Heuer mainstream more like it lah

9:22 PM  
Blogger kona said...

alamak, tag? *guffawing laffter*

anyways, i ain't paying a coupla grand for a panerai....doesn't make sense to me to spend it that way...

can look look see see and lao chwee nuah lah, that's all....money no enuff :(

3:10 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

Oi! i wear TAG ok dun laff. its not exactly a casio ok! :))

7:14 PM  
Blogger princesslonglegs said...

stop parading brand names leh, i onli recognise tag! *blush* okok i so dun belong to the unkster community, but i wan to learn more abt unksters!

6:04 PM  

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