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7 Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You ...
You like to be in crowds because they keep you from falling down.
Your favorite section of the newspaper is '25 Years Ago Today.'
A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.
Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.
Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.
Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.
Your knees buckle, but your belt won't