..but I should have shot my new CO.
Cos he is such an arsehole. The 4 of us OCs are planning his 'murder' as we speak. And this only after our 1st official meeting today. Which by the way stretched for 5 bloody god-damn hours.
Narcissistic, smug and delusional, with a sickening penchant for playing one person against the other, he's a double-headed, conniving, slimy piece of a mutant baboon backside. How he got as far as he has in the organization only a geriatric gypsy peering into her coconut of a crystal ball can tell.
He actually had the cheek to tell me there was dissention within the ranks in Charlie Company and suggested that perhaps I swop places with OC Delta, "just to see if the problem lies with you or your officers". All this only after 2 weeks understudying my out-going CO and hardly even walking the ground.
And now he has sowed the seeds of doubt in my mind. Are there really murmurs of hate and distrust? My heart tells me no but my head tells me there is always a possibility.
Nabeh!
I need a Heckler & Koch
pronto!