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Friday, October 27, 2006

when a boy becomes a man

i was 13 when i experienced my first 'rite of passage' so to speak. it was when i joined the boy scouts. the 'rite of passage' was really a couple of nights of mental and physical 'torture' during our first camping trip for the year. this included midnight walks in dark, supposedly haunted sections of the camping ground and the eating of a nasty concoction of junk including toothpaste, expired sardines, large dollops of chilly among others, that was called 'the toast'. (in later years when i was responsible for 'the toast' i included in my recipe several dead lizards and a few handfulls of grass plucked from the ground where the toast was being cooked!)

throughout my years in school, there were several other 'rites of passage' and some were pretty painful experiences (painful physically!). the "indian run", for example, is when you get blindfolded, in the dead of a cold night, dressed in nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks, and you run between two rows of seniors, each holding a rolled up newspaper, and as you run, you get whacked! or the dripping of hot wax from candles onto bare skin (and i mean ALL OVER); or kneeling down and being slapped on the shoulder blades from behind by a senior known as 'the stadium' (because he is as big as one!).

some call it ragging. and some called it orientation. some called it torture. but whatever you call it i would say i'm thankful for the experiences. i'd like to think that enduring these things had a hand in giving me some balls.

i was talking with someone today about men and how many men don't have the balls to deal with life issues and opt to take the easy way out often when faced with trying times. and i don't mean agonizing over what colour to paint your condominium after you purchased it. i mean real tough, destiny-changing decisions like cancelling an engagement because you don't really love her, or supporting the sweet young thing you knocked up on the side, or leaving your wife because you don't love her anymore... those kinds of situations. i have had a taste earlier on in my life and i know how sickening it can be to be faced with such decisions.

i hope that when the time comes (IF the time comes) when i need to make a though decision like that, that i will have the balls to take the bull by its horn and do what needs to be done.

it can be tough being an unker!

8 Comments:

Blogger kona said...

big cojones, bro...big ones ;)

and it's RITE of passage... :P

8:29 AM  
Blogger unkster said...

oops... no wonder something didnt look right....

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

though men gotta balls but they lack of courage to face reality and execute it. it's sad and disappointing!

someone told me - men do not like complicated issues or things. wonder how true can it be. in other words - seeking for easy way out to solve life issues..known as cowards?

3:16 PM  
Blogger kona said...

i think men as a whole, generally speaking, prefer cutting the gordian knot...

8:21 AM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

seeking the easy way out does not quite equate wif cowardice lah.

and wtf is gordian knot =))

8:31 PM  
Blogger kona said...

goggle please :D

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmm... dear anonymous, are you the person i am refering to in this post?

like i said, there is no right or wrong answer to everything... people just make a decision and live with the concequences..

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's no right or wrong answer to feelings but not to everything. :)

but still it means, one does not have the courage to make that step. either he is coward or his hands and legs are tight. :)

3:58 PM  

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