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Monday, August 13, 2007

Unkers @ The Movies - 881

In China, we have Zhang Yimou, Chen Kaige and Feng Xiaogang. Likewise, in the fledging but miniature Singapore film-scene, we have Eric Khoo, Jack Neo and Royston Tan.

And like their Chinese counterparts, each brings his own style and unique substance to the film he makes. Jack explores family values and typical Singaporean traits, Eric dabbles in pseudo-arthouse flicks often with unusual protagonists. And Royston, well he's just obsessed with digits (15, 4:30, 881) =)) Well you can tell he's a talented Ah Beng since Gangsters and Getai seem to be his thang nowadays.



Anyway I caught the Temasek Polytechnic graduate's latest offering, 881, today at GV Grand. Its called 881 because the Mandarin pronunciation, pa pa yao, sounds like Papaya. Which incidentally is the stage-name of the Papaya Sisters, 2 sexy Ah Lians played by Mindee Ong and Yeo Yann Yann, who find fame (but unfortunately not fortune) working the Getai circuit during the 7th Month Hungry Ghost Festivities.

OK so if you're one of Unkster's international ang mo browsers and do not know what the hell I am talking about, go google Getai, 7th Month, Hungry Ghost, Ah Lian, Ah Beng, Ah Pek..etc...I have no time to explain =))

Little Papaya (Mindee) and Big Papaya (Yann Yann) grow up idolizing Chen Jin Lang, the King of Hokkien Getai, and dream of becoming Getai singers themselves. Their heart wrenching story is related by their introspective but highly sensitive friend and driver, Guan Yin (played by the very delectable Qi Yiwu) who also happens to be dumb in the movie and has a pet Chicken. I know, Blardy Cock! =)) But I know 3/4 of the girls in the audience so wanted to be fondled like that cock by the 6-pack ab-ed, China-born, brooding hunk.

Coached by their seamstress Aunt Ling (Liu Ling Ling ; the woman deserves the Hokkien equivalent of an Oscar), the Papaya sisters struggle at first because they have no “feel” in their voices. As a last resort, they appeal to Aunt Ling’s estranged twin sister, the Goddess of Getai, for help. She grants them their wish, but warns them the price will be high, especially if they do not obey the 5 rules of Getai, number 5 being that they shall not love or be loved by any man. Yah, tacky but I'll let you guess who breaks that rule =))

881 is really a musical in disguise. With liberal doses of nostalgic Hokkien standards strewn all over its 105mins. When the actors are happy, they sing. When they are sad, they sing. When they are horny, they sing. Hell when they are dying, they also sing =)) And frankly, if you're really not into the campy carousel of feathered boas, liberal glittering make-up, glitzy gaudy costumes and a very jarring dialect, you'll get a headache 15mins into the movie.

But I loved it!

Movies that portray a unique facet of our beloved little red dot, I feel should be supported. And I must say Royston has done this one with such classy obiangness (oxymoron alert!), I want to go right out and buy the Soundtrack later =)). Plus with such excellent timing too, since the Hungry Ghost Festival kicks off...errr...now...=)) But of course I must admit I'm also a little smitten with Little Papaya Mindee. Aiyoh what a kewty pie!

The Papayas (who themselves have nice papayas *blush*) find that their almost meteoric rise to Getai Stardom comes with its share of catfights. And this arrives in the form of the very gatal Eurasian Twosome, MTV's May And Choy, who play the spiky-esplanade-bra wielding duo, the Durian Sisters. Its a blardy fruitshop I tell ya! =))

There is an eventual showdown in a heartland Getai between the 4 girls and someone dies (but not from fighting or singing =P). That's so much I can say without spoiling it for you.

Go catch it, and I guarantee you'll be humming along to the film's title Hokkien track, One Half, in no time...

Huat Ah!

7.8/10

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5 Comments:

Blogger Zoe said...

I LOVED every minute of it too...as much as 15! (ya..what's with the digits man..heh)

It's funny, heart-wrenching and so blardy silly - esp when Lingyi scolds Guanyin making snide (crude) remarks about the chicken. LOL.

3:26 PM  
Blogger FlyingMuffyn said...

its campy in a nice way...like Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Royston is also a gd cameraman and his angles are quite spot on...

if cld make movies, i wld do wat he does...

1:37 AM  
Blogger Zoe said...

angles? of papayas? LOL.

Papayas aside...i thought Mindee's stage smile (when she sings) is really radiant. Very very pro-performer type of smile. She also seem to display a wider range of emotions and expressions. Yanyan is abit more...stiff i find. Mostly sobby face or of sorts.

12:04 PM  
Blogger kona said...

watching 2nite =)) i oso like papayas...all sorts...

4:21 PM  
Blogger kona said...

finally caught this last night...

goooooooooooood show! despite being royston tan's most commercial movie to date, it's still full of his trademark quirky hokkien dialogue which had me laffing like a bleddy idiot in the cinema...a tad off on the pacing especially the fruity duel portion...but overall still gets an easy 7/10 from me...if only the pacing was better, would've gotten 7.5...

mindee ong oh mindee ong...oooh laa laaaa...little miss zhang-ziyi lookalike was radiant in that role...really quite pretty *drool*...made me bolas ache...i like!!!! i'd like a close-up one-on-on with her papayas, man...

yeo yann yann was a tad stiff in the role but overall still creditable...she does look a bit manly without the makeup tho...

but the best in the show goes to liu ling ling...fantastic job as the protectively loving "adoptive" momma to the 2 papayas...best lines in the show by far...

i loved the double double entrendre of 715 playing with his cock, both in english and hokkien...had me clutching my tum in pain from laffing...the brudder is seriously good-loooking siah....

worth another watch i think...when the DVD appears, that is....

8:54 AM  

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